Layer Tennis: Owens vs. Gnewikow »

Today’s match is not for the epileptic, but with an intro like this from Joshua Allen:

Dudes, who here loves getting their Civil War re-enactments on? Show of hands.

Don’t even be shy about how you like to slowly buckle your cavalry saber and almost erotically apply your huge fake mustache and then head on down to the parking lot behind Applebee’s to rain some Antietam down on goddamn Mitch from Sales.

How could you not be pumped?

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